FLORIDA KILOS
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Anonymous: You got fucked then duuuumped! You got fucked then duuuumped! You got fucked then duuuumped! You got fucked then duuuumped!

😂

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Anonymous: I thought you had a boyfriend?! Man you are just too dreamy

He fucked me over

pietrospooksilver:

lunalookalike:

the skeleton war isn’t for everybody. some skeletons just want to dress up as meat products and direct you to the pharmacy and that’s okay

this is the best thing that has ever been on tumblr radar

pietrospooksilver:

lunalookalike:

the skeleton war isn’t for everybody. some skeletons just want to dress up as meat products and direct you to the pharmacy and that’s okay

this is the best thing that has ever been on tumblr radar

(via heart)

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every day I sit on the bus listening to billie holiday thinking about how messed up everything is


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Anonymous: Are you single or taken?

Single

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virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

(via lovelessrelationship)


(via donniedarkheaux)

♥267537 me at age 12: ew older men
now: wow he's only 30?
♥21144 my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛